Tuesday, March 2, 2010

How Have We Ended Up Here?

For two and a half years now I have been typing away at this little blog. What was once read by few and far in-between now has a steady diet of visitors, something which I never truly expected.

As I was contemplating how I have evolved because of this site, and trust me I have, I came to a sudden realization. Over 349 posts I have completely ignored the question which graces the top of this page to all those who visit.

Why I want to be a pharmacist.

To be honest, I had to dig through many posts because I could not believe I had overlooked such an obvious topic. Alas, I have and I will soon rectify it.

Before we get there though, and because for once this is possible, I shall turn the 350th post of this blog to you, the readers. Tell me why you chose to be a pharmacist. Or for those non-pharmers, tell me how you ended up working in your chosen profession.

I am legitimately interested in how we all wind up on the same path or, at least in terms of a different field, wind up running side by side in life. Take as much or as little space as you need.

Afterwards I will post my reasons and finally answer the titular question which graces this site.

That is if some of you long time readers have not grasped it already...

Monday, March 1, 2010

Explain This To Me

We have a patient who is regularly in the local jail. You pick a reason, she's been there. Looking at her profile, you'd think she'd have her own personal cell by now.

Now the kicker is she has special 'contract' with McNeil to get brand name Flexeril and Ultram for free every month. Actually she gets 90 of the Flexeril and 180 of the Ultram.

Soooooo someone who spends more time in a jail cell than at home is some how eligible for a subsidy to get these drugs for free?

Explain to me how the fuck that works?

Yikes

Today my little sister turns 16 and will quite soon take her drivers test. This May my little brother will graduate high school.

I'm married now with gray hairs. All of my friends have houses of their own. We decide not to drink some nights because we don't want to feel ill in the morning.

Good Lord, I'm getting old!

In any case, Happy Birthday little sis. It's your turn to start feeling old.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

The Men in the White Coats

It doesn't take more than a few days of working in a pharmacy to learn the perplexing phone calls one receives throughout a day. After a while, it becomes a normal step in an otherwise hectic day.

The other day was different.

Early in the morning I received a phone call from one of our elderly customers. She has always been a bit on the forgetful-side, but she is otherwise quite well. The reason she was calling was that she had been to the hospital the day before and was concerned about taking too much of her meds.

A quick check and I saw:

Cheratussin AC #120 1-2 Teaspoonfuls Every 6 Hours As Needed

and

Levaquin 500mg #14 1 Tablet Twice Daily Until Gone


Namely she was concerned about taking too much of the cough syrup as she took some in the middle of the night and couldn't quite remember when that was. We set her up on a rough time frame and called it good.

Now after lunch the phone rang again and it was her again. This time however, her tone was completely different from before.

"What um.... why do I have these meds?" was uttered on the other line.

My curiosity spiked, I inquired what she meant.

"Well you see.. I was uh.. I was just sitting on my couch when these six men came into my house. And the took me, they TOOK ME, off my couch and threw in me in an ambulance. I don't know why they came to g... do you know why they came? And they took me to the hospital to see this Doctor and the Doctor was scary and then... and then he gave me this medicine to kill me... and I don't want to take the medicine to kill me.. do I? Wait... who are you? Are you from that Doctor's office?"

Now I have talked to many people who have been out of it over the last nine years. Either they've been high on drugs (prescription or otherwise) or are generally just a little off, it is another common occurrence in a pharmacy.

This was something completely and utterly different. As I'm still comprehending what I'm hearing, her little voice says softly;

"I should hide. Do you think I should hide from that doctor? So he won't give me any more drugs to kill me?"

By that point sirens are going off in my head. This is a woman in her mid-70s who lives completely alone. If she goes hiding, in her condition, no one is going to find her.

After a few minutes of rambling discussions I convince her to stay put and that I'll call the doctor to talk to him about the 'deadly' medicine he gave her.

Upon calling the ER she went to I asked, quite plainly, if they had a next of kin on file or if they knew how she got home. Of course I received answers to neither question as I was passed from nurse to nurse to nurse.

Finally we decided to have a welfare check done. A few hours later we received a call back from the ER doc from the night before wanting to know what had transpired. The police found her at home during the check, thank God, and were forced to bring her back to the hospital.

I have not been back to that store since, nor am I likely to for quite a while, so I still have no idea what happened afterwords.

The most puzzling part is what precisely set her off so quickly. She had no history of mental illness prior to this which led our pharmacist to suggest perhaps it was a reaction to the Levaquin. He had read about a similar occurrence in the past and it was the only thing that readily made sense.

Maybe they should add something like this to an experiential section of pharmacy school.

The main lesson? Beware of the men in the white coats...

Friday, February 26, 2010

PharmGs - Pharmacy Gangstas

Completely and utterly hilarious.... I dare you, pharmacy friends, to watch this and not laugh once.

Monday, February 22, 2010

This Is My Gnome

Go ahead, click it and see it even bigger. You know you wanna

This is my gnome, Melvin. Pretty cool little guy isn't he? Melvin guards the plasma when the wife and I aren't home.

And he's a pretty damn good player. There's always ladies calling for Melvin. I think it has something to do with the red hat, but when I wore a similar one I struck out.

Then I thought it was the beard so I thought I would try that. Then I remembered its almost impossible for me to grow facial hair.

Other than that he's you're typical gnome. He likes to stay at a constant temperature, so he doesn't hang out outside like some of his friends. Melvin also enjoys drinking Johnnie Walker in the evenings and taking long walks on the beach.

Melvin is pretty much one of the coolest damned people I know. And he's not even real. That is how awesome he truly is.
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