Brought to you by our sponsors Astroglide® (For that natural smooth feeling when you need it most) and Fleet® Enemas (When you just don’t feel regular…) I present to you the October Miss Medication Contestant!
For years there has been an argument over which medication is indeed the prettiest. We have our snooty, rich, wanna be hotties such as Ms. Lipitor and our trailer trash, food-stamp loving friend Ms. Hydrocodone. Neither one of these… things… are considered beautiful enough to make our final selection.
Voting will be open for YOU to choose who will be the new 2007 Miss Medication contest. Now let us introduce our first contestant….
Miss Nexium comes to us from the fruitful land of Astra-Zeneca. A controversy ensued recently as it was discovered that Miss Nexium bares a striking resemblance to her sister Mrs. Prilosec. Furthermore it was noticed that they have many of the same qualities, which has led someone to wonder whether or not they are one in the same.
Miss Nexium likes to play with proton pumps, but tends to inhibit their activies. Her good friends include Ms. Amoxicillin and Ms. Clarithromycin and they have formed a the "Anti-Helicobacter pylori" league. Miss Nexium enjoyes long walks through the small intestine, but never more than 6 hours. If you like spicy foods and caffeine, Miss Nexium is the medication for you.
Everyone, please give Miss Nexium a hand!