Ghetto names

I commented in someone else's blog about how to create a ghetto name. Anyone who has worked in an area such as this is aware of the.... unique names you see on a regular basis. Today I shall provide a guide so you too can create your own ghetto name!

1) Take a common name, Ex: Karen
2) Add a La, De, Da, Le, etc in front of the name. Ex: Lakaren
3) Add random apostrophe, Ex: Lakar'en
4) Swap out one vowel for another, Ex: Lakar'in

Perfect! Now your name will be unique and unreadable to the rest of the population!

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